Gleaming green on Greenland.
At dusk they advanced, hugging the treeline
What was pretty in the morning blurs to frightful in the fading light.
No. No no no me, nod no.
I'm not here, this isn't happening
"Woah: where'd you catch That one?!"
The last childhood.
When rubber goes to heaven.
Arranged as an abacus.
"How do you like them necklaces?!"
Certainly there are magical powers, but how does it work?
Everywhere she looked it was froth and foam.
A different view, but still the same starry sky.
The ink overturned, the story is done
Denied again...
It's a sign of the times.
Defining it defining our future
Through a haze comes God on a motorcycle
squealing by into the cold night
And then, as quickly as they had come, they were gone, leaving behind only an empty bridge.
Digging for gold.
Out with the old, in with the new.
Sure it was creative, but it lacked effort
To be seated
It's time to change the tires.
grooved rubber intersects
Aligning our circles, aligning our souls.
Oh tie a red ribbon round the old oak tree.
Among the leaves, where the red tie grows.
Follow the red through the green.
The menstrual trail of a street smart snail
a pink path
Boldly spelunking where none have spelunked before.
America's worst bank robbery.
I trust this spoon, it will save us.
The spoon seems out of place
Just in case I encounter some soup.
Just one more spoonful will do.
Light on legs, legs on floor.
You left the light on.
There is light on the other side
What the archer saw
Oh look: suppertime in grammy land!
Dinner would not be complete without the mustard and cheap beer.
if you are what you eat, let the feast begin.
He'd heard that such a bath was cleansing, if unconventional and costly
He thought the alcohol should go straight to his head.
Blinded and spun by booze.
Another intense bout of Champagne Spins.
To you, o' ceaseless bringer of cool
Water break.
The world's ugliest waterfall.
The stains of life.
Blemished skin like a desert volcano.
It is okay to lash out every once and a while
The T is revolutionary
Pulling an invisible rope
clinging tightly to the tether that attempts anchor in a wild unruly sea
MacBook photoshoot audition reel
This is perfect for my online dating profile pic
Moustaches for PEACE!
The Overdose, Take Two.
Call me in the morning.
A dreamy conversation.
Rainclouds keep grooooowin from my hand...
An overworked umbrella has a good cry in the hands of it's keeper
An umbrella hard at work
Drinking under my favorite five sided shape
Drink the light in
Jaw open toward the light.
By land, by water, or by beard.
Let the eternal sleepover begin.
A journey to visit a memory.
Captain of the ship
dream team for the apocalypse.
As the words roll off my lips, I realize I am about to get a face full of coffee
Air pot stomp
Your Power Walk is no match for my Flying Pot Foot.
A glimmering kick to the head.
I am having a bad trip
Stumbling into the great outdoors.
A toe into the blue.
They thought they had finished him, when they made him walk the plank
A jumper and a talisman
The grass is greener on the other side
Extra crunchy peanut butter pooch
Woof root.
Still life with lifeless animals.
Hot dog floral spread
Wiener, Steve, Daisy
Cocky riddles drawn in dust.
Jehovah, the remix
Is that guy waving at us?!
A light to blind the masses.
A small human illuminated by a rock in the sky
hangin' like a super cool lamp shade.
Makeshift and green, it lights our way.
artificial growth
After the apocalypse, only the _____ remain
It seemed like a good place to lay down at the time.
Didn't your mother tell you never to sleep with scissors?
The heart is hidden.
My heart is like a turkey shrine(?)... I dunno , I'm not in the mood for guessing games
An dispassionate thanksgiving potluck offering
75% off after the holiday.
A bottle of beer costs $3.95, but a cubby full of curios? Priceless.
Cheap beer for priceless company.
Another fucking pictures with a PBR in it
Bottom-shelf liquor eyeing its upward mobility
Flying on empty
Waste not, want not.
trashy artist
What an elegantly crumpled mass of refuse!
Day-glo artifact of the ancients
An intimate moment with a piece of plastic.
greenmarking
Thermal imagery confirmed the sighting
The strange pink figure moves towards the shining
The lion shall lay down with the lamb... And this will happen too
Cuddle.
Inside, I build my world of soft woods and grains.
It's light out there.
The sun sets on another successful Bring Your Pet to Your Home Office Day.
Victorian Trash-Fashion Diva
A morbid reminder to clean the kitchen.
Passive aggressive cleaning strategies.
doing our part to conserve
Quiet time with blankie.
When feet sleep
exposed feet.
Leather boots, 2 o'clock!
toeing the line
Racing my shadow.
I'm pretty sure this measures something important.
Fashion was his game
These are made for walking
a vibrant step
too many people with too much to say
A swirling frozen mass.
Frozen by a warning sign.
weather warning
A truce is called after a hard fought battle
After a few weeks of this, maybe we can kiss.
With your own nose, it's just not good manners; with someone else's nose, you may be crossing the line....
Keyboard intimidation tactics
A ghostly visage on clouded glass.
a light from outside of a misty window
They leave it empty but the light is on.
Light over dark, art over filth.
On the precipice of Spring.
Timekeeper of the broken woodsman
A burnin' ring of fire.
I'll never forget that moment
In the face of time itself, squinting towards immortality
You can scream all you like, but the hammer's still gonna drop.
Juicy night by candle light.
Woman with a flaming banana
You look at a banana for long enough and all sorts of crazy shit starts happening.
By morning, the battlefield was strewn with the tireless warriors and their fruity foe
I'm voting for the one with the beard.
Congratulations! You're the winner of a romantic getaway with any person of your choice!
Self portrait of anguish and disbelief
Living with freckles
"...what?"
It's gonna be a crrrrrrraaaaaaaazy night!
Fleur-debris
The heat was unbearable, everything withered to husk.
Things fall apart.
...and we all fall down.
Two enemies rise from the darkness.
The fifth commandment typo
A Shakespearean tragedy as seen by a nightclub bouncer
guardian of the bronze void
gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
The price of freedom, or: the mirage of gas station coffee
Styrofoam symbolizes sanctimony
Balanced Styrofoam.
We were greeted with a trashy smile.
do you think the trash is gonna take itself out?
Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
On the prowl for some late night munchies.
Strawberry Eating Class: Step 1.
Summer's ripe.
blurred upside-down visions.... a release.
An aerial offering to the flame.
Laying low at sundown.
The only known photograph of their likeness
If your eyes are the windows to your soul, what are these glasses?
All lined up and ready to go.
Fuzzy motives behind fuzzy figures.
bike messengers have evolved
Its not a fixie but txt me bk!
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
For erections lasting longer than four hours call doctor immediately.
The Minute Clinic does not fix broken condoms.
Low overhead
Zoned out.
Through the fence it glares, ready to be free.
I have traveled great distances for a glance of your magic
hairy stems / stemmy hair
Bug's eye view.
What the Technicolor hedgehog saw.
farewell to the floating neon orbs.
A three pointed constellation
Light pollution
Tropical crackdown
We're obtaining maximum velocity.
Two of them, together, swinging through the sky.
"I saw a 6-foot grasshopper and here's proof, hey, quit looking at me like that!"
A whole new species was birthed by the light.
Coastal cloud crusin'
Multitasking on two wheels.
Leaders wear leather.
While up against the wall, don't hesitate to lend a hand.
IF: golden ninja attacks, fight back!
Hand-to-hand
We made it dark so that we could turn on the light.
A day passes, the chair is empty.
sit alone
back of the bus
A bandit visage stares down red lipstick on a voyage
You want me to put this on my LIPS?
Placed under the pale glare light for close inspection.
Please remove all packaging prior to cooking on open flame.
Some things are better left un-photographed
Barely visible and not available.
An old child stuck in the corner.
when the walls are closing in: concentrate.
Hide and seek leads to revelation
Role reversal?
Where ball jars are hip.
Glass creatures of the shelf.
glass bodies glow but glass bulbs break
Just another majestic unicorn
Unicorn man is watching.
And suddenly it sprouted a horn!
Autumnal Gore
Slewn squash.
Wedged between a cut and a reflection.
making of a making of a making
the bread and butter of any working photographer
They had a strange way of releasing the shutter.
The view from behind the signs.
after hours at the shop.
I take pictures like this so that I can remember how to put everything back
It was a particularly familiar shade of green.
He was nervous that they would still recognize him, even wearing the nondescript hat.
When I'm stumped, I always go for the cheese.
Finding unicorns in cuckoo places.
and she proceeded to transform into a unicorn.
Just another tiny heartbroken unicorn.
What color am I going to paint this bear skull?
You can paint all you want but the numbers never change
Paint your privates.
The 'O' spot.
Up close and personal with a game of x and o.
An old easy game
House of cards with a view.
Run for the mountains
Leave a light on for me, I'll be back come springtime
Here we have a not-so-rare sighting of the Ceiling Boob.
hallway.
Walking inside a dirty Romanian flag.
The black hole lies in the lowest region of a great, green plain.
grazing fields
This is what the illuminati has been reduced to
Hip Egyptian appropriation.
hieroglyphics meet high technology
kaleidoscopic waves
A creepy night light.
I love the whole website like interface of it
This time we're playing king of the hill.
I think the titan is beating the TV, but it's awfully hard to tell.
Design by Hellkatu, evil lich lord of Alzereth
The feathers were as effective a headdress for his head as the loin cloth was for his loins
Bird brain.
faux ferocious fluffy feline
Four Fuchsia Fifths Found
Makes me feel healthier just LOOKING at it
My favorite place to pee
Fire Danger Very Low Today
I took the high road
The beginning of something beautiful
The window is the window to the soul
An unhealthy turn to technology.
a place to call your own
Winter on the waterfront.
A cold blue mystique.
On the edge of something unspectacular
Don't look down, you might become hypnotized.
Surrounded by the prettiest pollution.
crisscrossing the sky
An evening congress of idle machines
A wall of sound.
hospital heart beat
The squares make me crazy, the circles make me sane
This is an obsession.
No more room at this table
We take pride in our clean floors
washing up, washing out
Deadly clean.
Clean clean yellow and green.
this used to be white.
Presenting . . . nothing!
The gift of nothingness.
at the checkout in aisle #4
4 shopping
free is always a bargain
Flirty Dumpster Divas: March 2014
Left foot lighter than the right
At the end of every shadow there's a pot of mold.
Flaxen hair reaches for Gnobby Root
A big beast casts a small shadow.
imprisoned.
Whitewashed; a blizzard of steel and lace
Queer futurity in a shimmering punk rock curtain.
Also gazes back into you
rising suns hide from rising sons
It's a thin line between Blessed Virgin and Metal God.
Blurry trash before sainthood
I carry light carries me
Holding out for that perfect smoking pun
relinquishing a memory in flame
I leave you alone for one second and look what happens.
Color suspended on crystalline
What say you, my clear plastic love?
A last hope for a lost love.
Music to capture her heart.
greatest heaven: fabric relaxation nest
A musician undercover.
"It's like tin foil Santa Claus, but scarier."
Eyes closed, they waited.
It's really just a bunch of tiny rocks.
Silhouettes of stones stacked in the dim light
nature defies nature
Leaving shame and fear behind, he approaches the deep.
a soaring sensation
Rock on white boy!
"I've been working on the railroad...."
brush between the rails
Encountering a monster of light.
mystery in darkness revealed by shining light
all three silent, the third thinly veiled.
It was harder to breathe over time.
The smokes have jumped ship
Spent tobacco, on the edge.
A fading flame, a broken heart.
From the High Life to the gutter.
These three can
It wasn't the loss of my soul that was humiliating: it was the cards the devil tricked me into using.
Resisting robotic charm.
A ritual involving a duck
I could look at you for the rest of my life.
New American Gothic
low budget special effects
Passersby were amazed by the unusually small amounts of blood.
Three to tango, one to fall
They brought their best men.... their swiftest horses.... but the robot remained victorious.
We are all of us pawns in the baby king's game.
A foreboding message from the future
straight of T's
I took the track less traveled by, mainly because someone told me to.
Broken loop ahead.
This here, is a bridge to nowhere.
Blackest embers/hot rod
It seems to me you've lived your life like a candle in a cup
Tea-light of aspiration
the eye of the brothel
Lace Bandage
A stripe of lace between two lights.
Headless.
naked meditation
A tangle of limbs, cradling the core.
Push, pull, turn.
open and close, all through the town
Act II: The Chase
See red run
Red, red lines.
Red on red.
All in all you're just another...
This is our identification.
Step aside.
Why is practical always so dorky?
thrift store burqa.
see-through lace-face
Pull the blanket over your face
A less than brilliant hide-and-seek move.
The world is my wedding gown
I know I have been there, but I cannot quite put my finger on where exactly it was.
It is regulated to keep you safe.
spigots and stripes forever
Read the reeds
Deep in the bamboo.
Piping skyward.
Extending up into the starry sky.
Glowing building.
A warm window, a cold night
Blue sparkly triangle surface
Morning sun.
It is time for another feeding.
Sneak/Snack Attack
Death by chocolate.
Dinner from above.
Religion and tacos
a holy dinner
fragile flowers and fruit flesh
Seed, pod and familiar table
Health fad favorite.
Getting to the heart of the things that make you tear up
Uh, who invited HER to craft night?
Standing alone in the dark.
she watches over the four corners of her earth
The whole world is right under your nose
This is how we assess the world from the safety of our home.
contentless camera color calibration
One of these quadrants is not like the other.
I can make a rainbow.
Mandelbrot Horizon
Can't see the tunnel for the trees.
Overgrown infrastructure.
atleast they can't stop the plants from using it.
A shelter with the dark glow and nostalga.
On the outside looking in
Famous table sighting
They ate with dark reverence.
My familiars.
Serious seamster.
Extremist seamstress
view of bottom half; view of top half.
Square lives living on square shelves.
permanent wax-press
O
Stone soup, sans stone.
a metaphor for a heterogeneous society becoming more homogeneous
We all must pay a premium for romance
Christmas lights breaking the bank.
The popcorn sea creature slithered into site.
doodles in blood
A gory newspaper headline.
old childhood icons
All roads lead to adventure
A new face in urban athletics.
If I promise to play with you, will you stop hitting me?
Cool kids eat their vegetables
Hipsters love to love the veggies.
World's most boring first-person-shooter type video game
Awaiting in ambush by the silent door.
He opens the door from darkness to light.
Powder room peek
the mundane side of beautiful
Makes me blush
As if I were an old man.
already old. already numb.
A bit of green in and on hand.
Gaia's touch
I see myself, I touch myself.
Hiding from myself
Double door reflector
A picture of being pictured.
Back at ya
A follower of the Great Cornholio has chosen you!
Crude, but well meaning.
...and Baby wasn't having it
Ummm: gross.
A trail of public use.
In a swinging tangle of limbs, one pair stands apart
Stem cell outreach program
Stuck inside something beautiful.
let's play king of the web
It waited, wrapped around and brightly worn.
a flattering new offering from Scatology: Knitwear you can where?
Your junk will be warm in this knitted cosy.
Definitely not the winner of the Clean Plate Award.
and meanwhile people go hungry
Half off the things you were not going to buy in the first place
Many copies of the same crap
Which shining distraction will you pick?
The inky scribblings of a mad man
Where to draw the line
To measure, to grasp, to record.
Splish splash baby math
literally... the colors burst through the water... fish... cubes... its out of control!
Fishing around for a game to play
Big-game fishing on the deep blue
What are you lookin' at, stupid?
The shoes are red, she is hiding from something
caught inside the shadow lines
His hands were still clenched upon nightfall, yet devoid of the power they once held.
He had that little brain of his set on three things: fame, fortune, and fabulousness!
It was given no choice, but to sit and contemplate the damn flower.
It points from the petals.
follow the forgotten flower.
Lights up on the toothy red lips.
Did I ever tell you that you have the hottest mouth?
The red explodes, leaving one exposed.
Violence begets violence
...and every day, all day, I practiced. And then I practiced some more.
With fury, a jaded skyline is drawn
The arrival of five, some say six, others say eight.
When riders disappear, the ridden ride each other.
Who put these zebras here?
showing her stripes
This one? Or THIS one?!
Hold it just right and it looks like the real deal.
Can't see the trees for the forest.
Another one of Jon's gorgeous photos.
As the sprouts begin, things get blurry
"I have WHAT in my hair?"
A glance to the curls.
Spirals of metal.
Round and down and round again.
God! I just see that guy everywhere these days!
Racist two-faced presidential motherfuckers.
out of my bondage
You are free
He cuts the ties that bind him.
It looks clammy in there, harr harr.
Darkness encroaches, nipple, shell, hair.
He made a promise. No one was there to see it
Hands clasped against the black.
Preparing for some skull crushing
hit him when he's down
She stood over the incident.
tight jeans, cold feet
Even on the toilet, he dutifully trained for the artic journey ahead
Ready for an expedition.
Disobey the authority.
"Aren't you a little short to be a storm trooper?"
charcoal in her soul
Rest your head old man, rest your head.
I present the moon!
The moon... maybe... I was drunk
By the light of a full moon.
Zipping along at night.
The key to what lies beneath.
The tension between two hearts
morning chest-glare
The favorite pastime of geezers.
Enter for respite
By golly, I sure do love car-camping.
Road trippin' through color.
That means go!...right?
The letters fall to the numbers.
Secret technique for choosing lottery numbers
Just a bunch of fucking vegetables.
Cornacopia, 3 days later
Perforated for pleasure
An inadequate fly swatter.
A filthy finger, a tiny tool.
The basis of our civilization.
A monument to a murderer.
Is that St. Paul? I'm pretty sure it's St. Paul
Like a regular tourist
The day the balloons attacked.
Deadly weapons for our inflated foes.
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we feel close, but we're having trouble communicating
you don't intimidate me.
Two horned beasts approach one dark circle.
I had a job working for the Elks lodge
Warm and quenched.
One empties into another
An offering to the waters
The pantry is looking mighty bare
Medical essentials
All I wanted was some Advil....
drug drawer.
A drawer costumed as a wall.
File under Boring
A portrait of suspicion
This better be what you say it is, Daddy.
Morphing sound
covers to covers
The volume of two volumes
A way to measure literary excellence.
I have been boggled
the eye is my favorite letter
I've been here too long.
Blanketing the red.
A lonely day on the Blanket Bus.
A hard day at the office
This is my command center
The last thing the cookie saw.
my first kiss
Love, moments before impact
it's what's happening off camera that's interesting...
Phallogocentric machines at work.
Fallen towers
Wood takes many forms.
unoriginal origami
Money looks down on art.
We're saving our money for a lion.
King of the economic jungle
A president hides amongst the house plants
It's always greener on the other side.
Teatime has been postponed on account of inclement weather.
Relaxation is the enemy of winter
A lonely Christmas dinner.
Christmas hype realized
downed by the holidays
Beer -- it's what's for dinner.
Drinks like a meal
Get down with the sickness
A sleepy hello.
yay! sleepover!
Boy am I tired. That sure was a long day at the international fruit and veggie summit.
Bountiful, Restful
sleep is cheap and mass produced.
Just a quick cat nap before work.
It seemed like an odd time for a nap.
I'm just gonna meditate on these crackers for a minute.
Forgot to snack
some comestibles amongst the detritus
land and sea
One pointing, one standing, both nautical.
out of water/out of focus
Down down down the drain.
Dark, and dead center.
Tonight, this street is all mine.
To get cross country, you gotta get cross town first
This kinda thing can go two ways
Where railcars go to hibernate.
Choo! Choo!
When you are a kid, lots of cake opportunities present themselves.
This is how sugar babies get around.
asleep behind the wheel
Spinning your wheels all night
Just another man-boy haunting the suburbs.
TV on the Radio
New technologies in eye relaxation.
laps(e)
Surrounded by enemies
On the dark end of the street
Abandoned Thrift
a missed opportunity.
Creative juju wearing thin
framed
An unlikely revolutionary
Misplaced patriotism.
disarming a bomb
The things we do for the ones we love.
And the cat watches
"forbidden fields"
This is all that stands between me and my dreams
America the beautiful
Fallen independence.
Oh Clementine! You have fallen.
Trampled underfoot.
The perfect panacea for foot funk.
There are so many ways to eat spaghetti.
You would not believe what came out of their mouth
After the murder, his entrails were used as bedding
Well, that's the last time anyone calls ME a cutie patootie.
A rejection and a reflection
See. saw. we.
A little teeter-tottering anyone?
Knees are also wings
Just a couple feet from the darkness.
I'm gonna wait till the midnight hour
To be a light on the other side
By the glow of a commanding hand.
In the land of curiosity, the one handed man is king.
A fallen hero; a crumbling castle of sand.
I just want to be normal again
In symmetry, somewhat mannish
light explosions - dark reflections
Mood indigo.
After that night, I never saw the being again.
This is what it is like to have an out of body experience
"Upside down me beside me pointing at... could that be me?"
Reaching forward captured upside down and backwards.
Caverns and rapids are always above
peace amidst the deluge
A graveyard musical (the slow number)
Cut. Parted. Trampled.
It slips through her fingers into the black.
sand fleeing hand.
Fingerprints in the sand.
Knuckle deep in dirt.
Potato's-eye view
Every color under the rainbow
The midnight flight of the hot air balloon.
She tears a hole in the night sky.
Storybook town, starry storybook sky.
The building blocks of a patriot.
Advances in childhood beverage consumption
The moment the cure for clowns was finally found.
Unlike everything else, they took their science very seriously
enlightened flight to childhood bliss
Swing your problems away into the evening sky
Knock it down!
dogeared
This is how true love works.
Here we hide underneath and reach above.
Starfish is patient, Starfish likes the dark
Tractor trailer canvas.
Visually similar, but with much less harmony than the keys of a piano
In those stripes baby, you will go far I'm sure.
Exercise in an open-air cell
The machines? They watched, and waited.
To type or to write?
The Division between Heaven and Earth
Oh beautiful blue world.
Blackboard, black hair
Two steps forward, two steps back.
pedal, backpedal
a peddle
Riding triumphantly, riding drunkenly we toast these sunny moments.
Straight from a cloaca to you!
Bathroom bullseye
And, well, here we are at the toilet again.
It's hard to do with my reflection staring back at me.
I see you seeing you seeing you seeing you seeing you.
This is what an intervention looks like
Speak now, or forever hold your peace.
The love from above being felt from below
Was it frightened by me or by the blinding sun?
a devil among us
Up close and personal with man's best friend.
Is it fur or is it hair?
Just in case it's cold at community dinner.
grandma excerise
Pumping hearts, pumping iron.
input output
When all has composted around it, an embryo of rebirth remains.
It was a big word for such a little thing.
a language in the binding.
Technicolor runes of a new civilization
Stuck inside the search.
"...and that was the last time I saw him."
Abigail threw the Groucho eyes against the corrugated gold, amidst rainbow fluff.
He hides behind sparkle and fuzz.
Looking forward to a confused holiday.
An awkward conversation
And I quote: "Unicorns are not known for their musicality."
Carousel, carousel, spin me round and round. Carousel, take me to, the deep dark underground.
Indelibly adding insult to injury.
"There's a toilet in the tool shed."
Billy Forkhands, long-lost kid brother of Edward Scissorhands, flushes the toilet.
Eating on the toilet is my specialty.
When vegetables get stinky.
Look, I already TOLD you, it's laundry day.
some days you do the laundry, some days the laundry does you
Awaiting high heat.
Summer, forgotten.
buoyancy over a blue body
You are a lifesaver, a literal lifesaver
life saved or drowning?
You can take the man out of the water, but you can't take the water out of the man.
wet emergence.
A blessing in blue
Where the coins go when the piggy bank is full
And for years afterwards the honey bear factory would receive self-portraits of him, as if to say "look at me now; look at what I've done with my freedom".
"We hold these truths to be self evident..."
an ashen monolith of commerce
"Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!"
Along the still strings the song waits.
Solitary eavesdropper
Hang up hang out
Together, yet alone
He cannot see her shadow, but her shadow sees itself.
Shadow setting on a sidewalk
A forgotten sun.
The golden hour of an abandoned home.
It's houses!
cul de sac?!
Coming in, going out
Neon drive-through sign at night.
food addiction hypnosis therapy
"Somebody's been cooking with MY burner, and they left it all gross."
Gas is better.
Gazing into the holo-screen, Z-funkX saw the advancing virus, luminous and terrifying
It's all we had to illustrate the dance.
Where moth and rust destroyeth
Our bathroom could certainly use a makeover
havoc wreaked in the bathroom
Staining the stainless steel
It's hard to say, exactly -- it's spotty, and there are so many shades of gray.
Pipes that breathe and measure.
Fuck! I can't believe I missed 3 epycorpse this week.
Procrastination begets profanity.
That's the laziest fucking picture ever, what a dick!
They through digital punches across the world wide web.
Let's see if this looks any better upside-down.
everything grey
Industrial car pit
White fuzz, red shag.
Juicy details in a soft sea of white.
Veggie and fruit nap time
an odd assemblage.
You too can build a spaceship!
Flying into the sun
icarus
Flew so fast it caught fire
Burn it.
Coming from the monument was a burning vision of the past, present and future.
Monumental trails
Three buttons in a line
Three musical settings.
The mechanics of pitch.
Going nowhere fast
Okay, so it doesn't really look like a seat belt, but give us a break, we were already over budget and this was what we had.
The red hanky of courage
A red day for a hike.
Red, red, red.
Red Riding Hood rests.
Destitute but well lit
It was a house haunted by extraplanar energies.
An all star home base.
Let's play basebowl.
Spiced Balls & Bowling Cock
It went after hours to the empty playing field to imagine the roar of the crowd
abandoned ball. abandoned game.
String up the wild blue yonder.
Treeliet Payper
there's no room for seals here.
two opposing worlds, separated by a horizontal divide
It was a vestibule for long forgotten memories
Farmland skyscraper.
Newly abandoned and marked for redress.
the forest was otherwise too disorderly and chaotic
The thin line between before and after.
They did everything in threes.
Three empty seats
We tried to make them look like mushrooms.
Floppy food
It curved from its root like an orange finger.
Log person takes a veggie break
Pastime of the disenthralled lumberjack
At home in the library.
Reading into marriage
The rainbow, segregated.
An irrational claim to fame.
This is what you get when you ask for a shortcut to greatness.
Special secret soup kitchen
Horse projects
perfect conformity
Headdress of the future.
Gawdy goggles
I'm going to SCRUTINIZE you... punk
A close-up of an instrument of close-ups.
Keep your camera close-up.
Light at the end of the tunnel
A golden domestic sunset
follow the warm glow
Wonderment at icy spires
the top is always just out of sight
To ascend along green.
Urban treasure.
It is cold
You won't be going very far in that footwear.
Just a couple of lost soles.
arch support
Protect your corporate adoration.
A toy plans its aerial escape.
A silhouette of the beast amongst the cold dark forest
His heart racing, he stumbled through the yard towards where he had last seen the light
so this is the white light everyone's been talking about.
A blurry reference to the holiday season
Peering out to new green.
Spying on the dead and dying.
I heard people are dying to get into this place!
Next time you go ghost hunting, turn off the flash!
My childhood night terror, finally captured on film.
A murder was committed, but there were no fingerprints.
unknown species
This is what evolution looks like.
Endearing Silhouettes.
Shadow tag
shadow attack
The indomitable three prong shadow of death
Shadow puppeteer's nightmare
That you can't quite see the monster only makes it more terrifying.
Wrapped against the corrosive cold.
Confirmation that all things do indeed have a silver lining
Diving into a bejeweled interior.
Even a face shrouded in gold is, finally, just a face.
A shining light comes forth from the crown
the ghost of kween swine
Back meat
Cheap Meat
packaged meat
Crinkly Critter
It really wouldn't be complete without the star and antennae.
Cupcake fingers.
Best friends 4eva.
three, to be exact.... watching, waiting.
Three-eyed monster containment center
They were suspended in a blaze of comics; and yet, she still managed to graze her finger along the monster's breathy green gills.
Comic hangout by candlelight
The gods birth another star into the galaxy
Reward yourself with a relaxing golden shower.
red in the porcelain
Murder at the toilet.
Why do the best nights always end like this?
wounded eyes lie between.
Straight out of an Urban Outfitters catalog.
A tale of two beards.
One act per person
Just one more night at the bar with curly fists and tin cat.
Don't fret - the cat's got your tab.
This is amore
Oh, to pay homage to the pizza face years!
I pore my heart out to you
love's grasp toward the light
A relic, issued upon arrival in the afterlife
Drinking in the sun
The elixir of the gods.
And so said: "we shall build a frothy and delicious wall to keep our enemies at bay"
warm minty breeze
beauty falls transparent amidst manufactured choice
It will surely make a dent.
A finger in a dark dark place
this was her kind of wedding ring
It's a 'ring', get it?
Questioning stained circles at the dock.
A sign behind the times.
Live vicariously through the memories of a wild man
Can't you just smell the dirt?
A timid faceplant
Your seek is no match for my flowerflage.
We blossom in the dark night
glowing fabric flying through the night.
Nature's nightlight.
This is carnival.
The superhero that wanted to fly
You told me it was out there, but I did not believe you.
Don't look now but there's one of those things behind you; I think it's surprised.
Roosting with aplomb.
How did such a large wig get all the way up there?
setting sail skyward
Beaufort says eight to twelve miles an hour.
Weathered lines along the sky.
A dream-probe not in use
A simple tribute to the swab.
A Q-tip family photo.
Take a (tip), and spend some (q)uality time with your loved ones.
Hygiene and puppetry, together at long last
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me.
People are so weird.
Hey there, wanna have a good day?
A stalker spies his pray.
Feels fuzzy
A collection of fuzz.
a bowl of fiber
Salad for a giant
I have a very tiny hunger.
just "fast" wasn't enough
They are blurry and distant and destined to crash.
Beach Boys knock-off Album Art
They met the 80's with great consternation.
Great hair, great form.
then his frown turned upside down.
A prickly canyon.
Eric breaks the rules.
repeat of a previous epycorpse photo.
It could have been deadly.
The two-faced carpenter.
It's time to feed the metal baby.
U.S. Male
People express patriotism in different ways
Now, don't you star(t) with me.
Cabin fever comes to blows
An uninviting entrance.
The message was brusque, but the meaning was clear
Damn hippies ruin everything
Sweet, Nutty, Salty, Nasty.
stinky salty nuts in my mouth.
Best kept to oneself
"Rear Window"
They reached back into the dark.
connect, conduct, control
Turn and listen.
Here we have a rare case of the Baby Hangover.
Doing the Milky Way
A milky ending.
Breakfast reading.
Corporate love on colorful cardboard.
Road to sucrose, road to success
That night we brushed with sugar.
Just a brushful of sugar helps the whiskey go down....
The mark of a human who is truly loved
Forgotten and fenced in.
Difficult access to water
fisting water
A drink to dream by.
To brew for an elixir of dreams.
The horrible truth of roasted beans
"Whadd'ya think Herb?" "I duhnno Bill."
Waiting for the color to drop.
We now return to our regular programming
Nothing remote about this control.
temporary inalienable rights
Can I keep it?
Cashcade
A sofa stained with small change.
Lonely change on a loving seat
Blurry bowls 'n boys 'n bucks.
leaving an ungrateful tip
One hell of a cheap tipper
...and so they walked...
Ornamental rodent.
Ornament Exterminator
A seasonal playhouse.
stolen from the set of "The Nightmare Before Christmas"
fragile water
Upside-down trees on water.
Sometimes the reflection becomes the reality.
Weather or trick photography?
Pool float profile
Fire and Water living in harmony.
The roots of a building.
Concrete for legs, steel for a spine.
Taken from the tub
drown with the ducks
Well, sir, we ran out of tile, and we had these Rubix cubes, so we did what we could.
I've got it all figured out, if only my hands were big enough to operate it.
A crush of bodies
Small things are not so small
Babies. Where CAN'T they sleep?
Preparation for an angel.
Granny ghost
A blurry memory of a time gone past
Nuke'em
Yeah, it hurt, but you shoulda seen the OTHER guy.
The first of many marks
Using extreme measures to get the job done
He wanders down a complex corridor.
Lost on a shelf
They meditated on the question
osteoporosis hypnosis
My vision starts tunneling before I even step through the door.
Establishing shot for quiet melodrama
it's not easy
Out of balance
oh convenience stores...
Just your average 24 ho- wait is that the Blue Man Group??
My new to do list
the moment Jon decided to switch from snake milk to Colgate Plus.
The reluctant hygenic
Keeping things clean